Reform wanted Farage Fest to look like a movement celebrating a major win. Ferris wheel, big marquee, coloured lighting, bars, a screen showing the Clacton count, supporters dancing into the early hours. Farage declared an “overwhelming” victory before the official result had even been announced.
Unfortunately, most of the footage that came out of it looked less like Glastonbury and more like somebody had hired a field, a tent and a few fairground rides without checking how many people were actually coming.
The party was held at an estate near Great Oakley, outside Clacton itself, while the official count ran at Clacton Leisure Centre. Local reports described an all-night celebration with marquees and a Ferris wheel, supporters watching results on big screens. GB News political editor Christopher Hope toured the venue live and called it “a political Glastonbury in the middle of Essex.” The camera wasn’t especially kind to that description.
The party Farage chose over the actual count
Farage attended his own celebration but stayed away from the declaration of his own result, saying Essex Police had warned him about an organised campaign to “disrupt and degrade” the occasion. Reform later called it a “credible threat.” Essex Police didn’t back that account, saying it hadn’t advised any candidate whether to attend and had a “proportionate and robust policing operation” in place regardless. Farage had also separately said he wasn’t willing to stand on stage and be “demeaned and humiliated by nobodies.”
So Farage was at Farage Fest when the result came through, not at the count with the other 33 candidates. The result itself was decisive: 22,239 votes, 63.3%, Binface second with 9,455, 26.9%, turnout 44%, majority 12,784. Reform was entitled to celebrate that. Whether the event actually justified comparisons to Britain’s biggest music festival is a separate question.
Even the Ferris wheel turned against GB News
The night’s most memorable broadcast came when Hope climbed aboard the Ferris wheel mid-live report. It gradually sped up, then stopped with him still in the air. “I’m stuck now, Patrick. It’s stopped,” he told the studio. “I’m a married man, I’ve got three children and a wife. This is not in my contract.” Probably the closest the night came to genuine festival peril. He was eventually released unharmed.
Other clips showed a modest group dancing under green and blue lighting, while several walk-through videos showed large stretches of the marquee with barely anyone in them. Short clips can’t prove overall attendance, the busier parts could’ve been elsewhere entirely, but once GB News had used the phrase “political Glastonbury,” the internet was always going to check.
It didn’t take long.
Butlin’s, Wonkaland and a school fête
Once footage of Farage Fest began circulating, the reviews arrived quickly.
@WokeratiMarty posted:
FarageFest is, without a doubt, the most dismal-looking festival I’ve ever seen. 😂
@peterjukes posted:
The Farage-fest? A Political Glastonbury?
How is GB News, which pays Farage £1m a year, allowed to get away with such nonsense
I’ve been to more animated school fetes. And every wake in the last few years has been more lively
@Cal_III posted:
Seniors night at Butlins…
@HasAhmed_ posted:
More like a nursing home away day
The large marquee and fairground attractions inevitably brought the circus comparisons.
@DrGABaines posted:
Nigel, not willing to be made to look like a clown stood next to a Bin, he decides to headline at a big top…
@BpdLion posted:
I thought this was a sketch from the league of gentlemen..
Others thought the event brought back memories of some notoriously underwhelming family attractions.
@laura9huntley posted:
it makes Glasgow’s Wonkaland look like a grand day out 🤭
@SmallWorriedDog posted:
I suspect the organisers of ‘FarageFest’ were the same people responsible for the worst ever ‘Winter Wonderland’ – a few years back.
There was also criticism of Farage’s decision to attend the separate Reform event rather than the official count.
@PetroNicolaides posted:
COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO TURN UP TO THE COUNT……
Is this the respect to the electorate of Clacton that @Nigel_Farage has been harping on about?
He had better places to be.
The man is just taking the pXss.
@donmcgowan posted:
I bet the residents of Clacton that voted for Farage are pleased by this literal circus set up for a group of wealthy elites.
It’s not anywhere near Clacton, and only a privileged few were allowed to attend.
That’s a metaphor for Farage all over.
How much did that cost?
The apparent number of people visible in some of the clips also drew attention. Short videos cannot establish how busy the event was across the entire night, but the pictures did not support GB News’s Glastonbury comparison.
@WokeratiMarty posted:
FarageFest was free entry and free bars — but still ended up looking like a ghost town.
I wonder if Farage paid for this out of his £5 million.
FarageFest was free entry and free bars — but still ended up looking like a ghost town.
Three things struck me about this clip of the Farage-fest.
There nobody there
Security is a few men in a yellow bibs, probably on minimum wage.
It’s not quite the risk that Farage claimed.
He lied didn’t he?
#Reform #Clacton
Three things struck me about this clip of the Farage-fest. 1) There nobody there 2) Security is a few men in a yellow bibs, probably on minimum wage. 3) It's not quite the risk that Farage claimed. He lied didn't he?#Reform#Clactonpic.twitter.com/nKtT4NQB1Z
Not everyone was unimpressed. Reform supporters who attended presented a much more enthusiastic account of the night.
@JackHadders posted:
Incredible night at Faragefest, and what a result! The people of Clacton have spoken!
Meanwhile, the original description that invited most of the mockery came from GB News itself.
@GBNEWS posted:
‘This is a political Glastonbury in the middle of Essex!’
GB News Political Editor @ChristopherHope is live from ‘Farage-Fest’, saying it is ‘unlike any political event he has ever been to’, as he takes viewers on a walkabout of the venue while counting begins in Clacton.
Farage: "Come to my pointless, costly Farage Fest, it'll be buzzing"
He comfortably regained the seat and beat every other candidate combined. Binface’s result was still genuinely extraordinary for a satirical candidate, more than one in four voters backed him. Farage used his Farage Fest speech to claim Clacton had “stuck two fingers up to the entire political establishment.” Reform’s own write-up called it a “convincing, overwhelming win.”
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