"Someone said the first Islamic republic with nuclear weapons will be the Islamic Republic of Britain." That "someone" was JD…
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Burnham tells water firms customers are not a ‘blank cheque’ as bills face another rise
"I am too" angry, Burnham says. That doesn't stop five water companies getting provisional approval to charge households more anyway.
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Count Binface demolishes Farage’s ‘establishment candidate’ jibe and predicts another Clacton by-election
"If that's not the establishment, I'd like to know what is, because I'm a lone wolf space warrior." Binface's response…
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Farage celebrates ‘overwhelming’ victory after gaining just 1,014 extra votes
62.82% of the vote. 1,014 more votes than 2024. Those two numbers only look consistent if you ignore who wasn't…
Read MoreFarage heckled with ‘go back to your rich friends’ during final Clacton campaign push
"Go back to your rich friends!" Not the shot Reform wanted from Farage's last day on the seafront.
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Greggs gives Andy Burnham’s favourite bake a new name after sales double
He couldn't remember what it's actually called. Greggs decided his version was better and put it on the menu boards.
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Suella Braverman’s own words come back to haunt her after extraordinary U-turn
"I am very proud that a high number of Afghans have been resettled." That's Braverman, 2023, Commons record. This week…
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Count Binface exposes the huge flaw in Farage’s anti-establishment routine
"Who is the establishment? The lone wolf in rather amateurish space armour from Sigma IX, or... the central figure of…
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Femi confronts Farage voter with Reform’s welfare plans and the penny drops
"I didn't realise he's cutting all the benefits." A man who called Farage "brilliant" without knowing a single policy leaves…
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Count Binface was asked to explain his politics in American terms and his response was perfect
"Owns multiple homes, belongs to multiple private clubs, worked in the investment industry and has billionaire benefactors giving him millions…
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